(There is a 55-year-old man in New York who just completed medical school.  So
we thought we'd look at the. . .)

***Top Signs Your Doctor Is Too Old***

--He brags about having delivered Strom Thurmond.

--He leaves three times in the middle of surgery to pee.

--He's always yelling at kids running across his waiting room.

--Instead of hooking you up to an EKG, he accidentally wires you up to a TV set
showing "{*filter*} She Wrote".

--He tells you about the latest in anesthesia. . . and then hands you a bullet
to bite on.

--He worked at Mt. Sinai. . . unfortunately it was with Moses.

--Says he's skeptical about this new penicillin drug.

--Hanging on his wall is a copy of the Hippocratic Oath. . . signed by
Hippocrates.

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--Says the tonsils will have to come out. The only problem is. . . he's giving
you a rectal exam.

--After installing a pacemaker, he says a second heart operation will be needed
to retrieve his missing teeth.

--After discovering he's out of colostomy bags, he says, "Here, use mine".

--When he pulls out thermometer and says "102". . . he's talking about his age.

--You see him tapping that Knee Hammer on a 5 iron.

--Says he served as a medic during the war. . . the Civil War.

--He was Eve's gynecologist.

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