IMPORTANT QUESTIONS - PLEASE HELP!!!

Heres two VERY important questions that I would appreciate getting
an answer to:

#1.  I am 42 years old and have had problems in the past with my
prostate.  I've noticed lately that when I ejaculate, my {*filter*}
just seems to barley{*filter*}out. It just slowing ozes out and thats it.
Before it would shoot out with force.  So I was wondering what is
causing this? Is there a way to improve this?  Is anyone having problems
in this area?

#2.  For the past few months now I've noticed that I get bad
testicular pain whenever I rub my legs together and accidently crunch
my testise or touch each other.  It causes a lot of pain in my testicul
area for up to a few days or a week or even longer, then it goes away.
In other words, like when I get out of bed my testis will rub together just
barley and <<BAM>>>... here comes the pain!!  I couple of times I've had to
stay in bed for a couple of days to let them heal.

I've been to a few medical doctors and two very respected urologists
about this. Every one of them checked me out carefully and couldn't find
any problems whatsoever.  One of the urologists wrote me a letter the
following day after calling him at his office after very lightly crunching
my testise together.  I've called him about this few times because of the
intense pain but told me to get lost and find someone else.  The other
urologist said there was nothing wrong and told me to get counceling. He
thought it might be anxiety and kept asking if I have ever been {*filter*}ly
abused as a child.  I have never been abused.

I have to walk around very carefully. I walk like I just climbed off
a horse that I've been on for hours.  Its a terrible way to walk and very
imbarrasing too.  I have an incredible fear that my testise will rub
together and I will once again be in lots of pain.  Just tonight I was
carefully wrapping up my telephone cord and it so very lightly touched the
left side of my testicle, but now am in lots of pain from it. Does anyone
have this problem? Or can advise me to what is going on?  

Actually any commensts about the two above questions will be greatly
appreciated.

Pride

<my {*filter*} just seems to barley{*filter*}oat>

Hmmm, that's not very rice! Wheat could you be doing to cause this? Rye is
it happening?

But seriously folks, putting the 'corny' (haw haw) jokes to one side, this
is a common question.

Answers:

1) Congested or swollen prostate = smaller passage for {*filter*} = your ejac.
symptoms

2) I have also had 'non-specific' testicle pain on and off, even had an
ultrasound to find out what was up, but no findings. Seems to happen after
any sort of trauma to the area, like vigorous sex. Seems unrelated to
prostate symptoms, but it may be. If you are sitting all day take more
walks and exercise which doesn't involve a bicycle.

BB