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Yes, Virginia, Man IS as Old as Coal and There iIS Life After Death

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Ed Conra #1 / 5	Yes, Virginia, Man IS as Old as Coal and There iIS Life After Death < Quote: > http://www.**.com/ < Man as Old as Coal and Proof of Life After Death < =================================== < < MIND-BOGGLING DISCOVERIES OF PETRIFIED BONES, < TEETH AND SOFT ORGANS (SOME HUMAN) BETWEEN < ANTHRACITE VEINS IN NORTHEASTERN PENNSYLVANIA < < GREATEST {filter} IN THE HISTORY OF HISTORY < (Much Worse, Even, Than Gov't's 911 {filter}) < http://www..com/ http://www..com/ http://www..com/ http://www..com/ http://www..com/ http://www..com/ http://www..com/ http://www..com/ ; http://www..com/ < < ================= < < PETRIFIED FOSSILS STILL EMBEDDED IN SLATE < http://www..com/ http://www..com/ http://www..com/ http://www..com/ http://www..com/ http://www..com/ http://www..com/ < Quote: > U.S. COLLEGES, UNIVERSITIES > (Evolution Brainwash Factories) > http://www.*.com/ A - Abilene Christian University Abraham Baldwin Agricultural College Academy of Art College Adams State College Adelphi University Adrian College Agnes Scott College Air Force Institute of Technology Air University Alabama A&M University Alabama State University Alaska Bible College Alaska Pacific University Albany State University Albertson College of Idaho Albertus Magnus College Albion College Albright College Alcorn State University Alderson-Broaddus College Alexandria University Alfred State College, State University of New York College of Technology Alfred University Allegheny College Allen College Allen University Allentown College Alliant International University Alma College Alvernia College Alverno College Amberton University American Bible College and Seminary American Coastline University The American College American Global University American Graduate School of International Management American Institute for Computer Sciences American InterContinental University American International College American Military University American Public University American Schools of Professional Psychology American University American University of Hawaii Amherst College Anderson College Anderson University Andrew Jackson University Andrews University Angelo State University Anna Maria College Antioch College Antioch New England Graduate School Antioch University Los Angeles Antioch University Santa Barbara Antioch University Seattle Antioch University Yellow Springs OH Apache University Appalachian School of Law Appalachian State University Aquinas College Arcadia University Arizona International College Arizona State University Arizona State University West Arkansas State University Arkansas Tech University Arlington Baptist College Armstrong State University Art Center College of Design The Art Institute of Phoenix The Art Institute of Southern California The Art Institute of Washington Asbury College Ashland University Assumption College Athena University Athens State College Atlantic Union College Auburn University Auburn University, Montgomery Audrey Cohen College Augsburg College Augusta State University Augustana College, Rock Island Illinois Augustana College, Sioux Falls South Dakota Aurora University Austin College Austin Peay State University Averett College Avila College Azusa Pacific University - 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Fri, 25 Sep 2009 10:37:23 GMT

Don Stockbaue #2 / 5	Yes, Virginia, Man IS as Old as Coal and There iIS Life After Death And 1 = 2, Mr. Space Conservationist
Fri, 25 Sep 2009 11:16:50 GMT

#3 / 5	Yes, Virginia, Man IS as Old as Coal and There iIS Life After Death
Fri, 19 Jun 1992 00:00:00 GMT

Rich Travsk #4 / 5	Yes, Virginia, Man IS as Old as Coal and There iIS Life After Death Quote: > < Paleoanthropology Division Smithsonian Institute 207 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, DC 20078 Dear Mr Conrad: Thank you for your latest submission to the Institute, labeled "211-D, layer seven, next to the clothesline post. Hominid skull." We have given this specimen a careful and detailed examination, and regret to inform you that we disagree with your theory that it represents "conclusive proof of the presence of Early Man in Charleston County two million years ago." Rather, it appears that what you have found is the head of a Barbie doll, of the variety one of our staff, who has small children, believes to be the "Malibu Barbie". It is evident that you have given a great deal of thought to the analysis of this specimen, and you may be quite certain that those of us who are familiar with your prior work in the field were loathe to come to contradiction with your findings. However, we do feel that there are a number of physical attributes of the specimen which might have tipped you off to it's modern origin: 1. The material is molded plastic. Ancient hominid remains are typically fossilized bone. 2. The cranial capacity of the specimen is approximately 9 cubic centimeters, well below the threshold of even the earliest identified proto-hominids. 3. The dentition pattern evident on the "skull" is more consistent with the common domesticated dog than it is with the "ravenous man-eating Pliocene clams" you speculate roamed the wetlands during that time. This latter finding is certainly one of the most intriguing hypotheses you have submitted in your history with this institution, but the evidence seems to weigh rather heavily against it. Without going into too much detail, let us say that: A. The specimen looks like the head of a Barbie doll that a dog has chewed on. B. Clams don't have teeth. It is with feelings tinged with melancholy that we must deny your request to have the specimen carbon dated. This is partially due to the heavy load our lab must bear in it's normal operation, and partly due to carbon dating's notorious inaccuracy in fossils of recent geologic record. To the best of our knowledge, no Barbie dolls were produced prior to 1956 AD, and carbon dating is likely to produce wildly inaccurate results. Sadly, we must also deny your request that we approach the National Science Foundation's Phylogeny Department with the concept of assigning your specimen the scientific name "Australopithecus spiff-arino." Speaking personally, I, for one, fought tenaciously for the acceptance of your proposed taxonomy, but was ultimately voted down because the species name you selected was hyphenated, and didn't really sound like it might be Latin. However, we gladly accept your generous donation of this fascinating specimen to the museum. While it is undoubtedly not a hominid fossil, it is, nonetheless, yet another riveting example of the great body of work you seem to accumulate here so effortlessly. You should know that our Director has reserved a special shelf in his own office for the display of the specimens you have previously submitted to the Institution, and the entire staff speculates daily on what you will happen upon next in your digs at the site you have discovered in your back yard. We eagerly anticipate your trip to our nation's capital that you proposed in your last letter, and several of us are pressing the Director to pay for it. We are particularly interested in hearing you expand on your theories surrounding the "trans-positating fillifitation of ferrous ions in a structural matrix" that makes the excellent juvenile Tyrannosaurus rex femur you recently discovered take on the deceptive appearance of a rusty 9-mm Sears Craftsman automotive crescent wrench. Yours in Science, Harvey Rowe Curator, Antiquities
Fri, 25 Sep 2009 22:02:07 GMT

The_Ma #5 / 5	Yes, Virginia, Man IS as Old as Coal and There iIS Life After Death I nearly choked from laughing. Too bad you aren't actually writing the response letters to Ed.
Sat, 26 Sep 2009 07:38:40 GMT

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