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       REVERE, Mass. (Rueters) -- The
world's oldest person has died from
a massive heart attack after learning
that billions of dollars were stolen from
his bank account.
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      Samuel  Freedomski, affectionately
known as "Uncle Sam," would've been
236 years old on July 4.
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This  is a great picture of  Uncle Sam
taking his very last breath.
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http://www.***.com/
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http://www.***.com/
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The following URLs are pretty boring but at least you'll have
something to read while Uncle Sam's widow is arguing with Ed Conrad,
the undertaker, about the cost of the casket.
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PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH
http://www.***.com/
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.***.com/
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http://www.***.com/