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> Marek,

> George Harrison is dead.

AND I'M GRATEFULL


Wed, 19 May 2004 11:37:21 GMT
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> > Marek,

> > George Harrison is dead.

> AND I'M GRATEFULL

I can't {*filter*}ing wait till you die, cunt.


Wed, 19 May 2004 17:49:30 GMT
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> > > Marek,

> > > George Harrison is dead.

> > AND I'M GRATEFULL

> I can't {*filter*}ing wait till you die, cunt.

Why, are you a GRATEFUL DEAD fan?

Ciao

Steve



Wed, 19 May 2004 18:05:27 GMT
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>> > Marek,

>> > George Harrison is dead.

>> AND I'M GRATEFULL

>I can't {*filter*}ing wait till you die, cunt.

Making more friends, I see.


Wed, 19 May 2004 21:20:40 GMT
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> > > > Marek,

> > > > George Harrison is dead.

And George was the youngest of the bunch.

Won't be long before the Beatles are back together again...

MZ - The PaveGeek[tm]

"There was this guy in my high school, he was the local genius. We
were in class one day and he 'proved' to me and my classmates that I
didn't exist. I then proved that my non-existent/unreal{*filter*}could
still smash in his 'real' face. While I did not prove that I existed,
I did manage to prove that my non-existence could run up some serious
dental bills."
                                                    - Me.



Thu, 20 May 2004 00:12:26 GMT
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> >> > Marek,

> >> > George Harrison is dead.

> >> AND I'M GRATEFULL

> >I can't {*filter*}ing wait till you die, cunt.

> Making more friends, I see.

I wouldn't be friends with people like you, old boots.


Thu, 20 May 2004 07:43:09 GMT
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> > >> > Marek,

> > >> > George Harrison is dead.

> > >> AND I'M GRATEFULL

> > >I can't {*filter*}ing wait till you die, cunt.

> > Making more friends, I see.

> I wouldn't be friends with people like you, old boots.

That's not how you sound in E-mail.

--
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   e-mail as a sig line in his abusive posts. I also made a
   report to his internet backbone provider, but they have
   not responded after one week."

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  "In addition, his days are numbered. He's going to wish
   he never posted in here."

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Thu, 20 May 2004 08:27:17 GMT
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> > > >> > Marek,

> > > >> > George Harrison is dead.

> > > >> AND I'M GRATEFULL

> > > >I can't {*filter*}ing wait till you die, cunt.

> > > Making more friends, I see.

> > I wouldn't be friends with people like you, old boots.

> That's not how you sound in E-mail.

First of all {*filter*} you and your sig file. This is the Grateful Dead
newsgroup and you will leave here at once. Unless of course you have
something to contribute besides your carp. The Dead were the best
ever(besides Kimock) and if you can not see that then you are a dumb
ass rooster {*filter*}er!!!


Thu, 20 May 2004 15:56:14 GMT
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> > > > >> > Marek,

> > > > >> > George Harrison is dead.

> > > > >> AND I'M GRATEFULL

> > > > >I can't {*filter*}ing wait till you die, cunt.

> > > > Making more friends, I see.

> > > I wouldn't be friends with people like you, old boots.

> > That's not how you sound in E-mail.

> First of all {*filter*} you and your sig file. This is the Grateful Dead
> newsgroup and you will leave here at once. Unless of course you have
> something to contribute besides your carp. The Dead were the best
> ever(besides Kimock) and if you can not see that then you are a dumb
> ass rooster {*filter*}er!!!

The Grateful Dead fans can all SOD THE {*filter*} OFF! This is a Rolling Stones
group you idiot!{*filter*}off before I lose my cool!

P
http://www.***.com/



Thu, 20 May 2004 21:40:31 GMT
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> > Marek,

> > George Harrison is dead.

> AND I'M GRATEFULL

I wish Yoko would die.


Thu, 20 May 2004 20:59:57 GMT
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Quote:











> > > > > >> > Marek,

> > > > > >> > George Harrison is dead.

> > > > > >> AND I'M GRATEFULL

> > > > > >I can't {*filter*}ing wait till you die, cunt.

> > > > > Making more friends, I see.

> > > > I wouldn't be friends with people like you, old boots.

> > > That's not how you sound in E-mail.

> > First of all {*filter*} you and your sig file. This is the Grateful Dead
> > newsgroup and you will leave here at once. Unless of course you have
> > something to contribute besides your carp. The Dead were the best
> > ever(besides Kimock) and if you can not see that then you are a dumb
> > ass rooster {*filter*}er!!!

> The Grateful Dead fans can all SOD THE {*filter*} OFF! This is a Rolling Stones
> group you idiot!{*filter*}off before I lose my cool!

> P

hahahaha!  That was so pathetic!


Fri, 21 May 2004 05:13:57 GMT
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How did these creeps get on a Lyme disease newsgroup?  They are embarrassing
themselves here.  This is not a site devoted to the Grateful Dead - for which
we are all very grateful.


Fri, 21 May 2004 06:21:21 GMT
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> > > Marek,

> > > George Harrison is dead.

> > AND I'M GRATEFULL

> I wish Yoko would die.

Yoko - Oh no!

Steve



Fri, 21 May 2004 08:06:36 GMT
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> > > Marek,

> > > George Harrison is dead.

> > AND I'M GRATEFULL

> I wish Yoko would die.

Whats with people wishing for people to die and sh*tting on the dead ones.
This is the worst conversations news group ever.


Fri, 21 May 2004 12:57:49 GMT
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> The Grateful Dead fans can all SOD THE {*filter*} OFF! This is a Rolling Stones
> group you idiot!{*filter*}off before I lose my cool!

I heard during the making of the first Estimated Prophet that
Lucifer came to San Fran and had lunch with the Dead because he
loved their name so much. Anyhow as legend has it they were in
Phil's studio working on the new tune, When Satan showed up with MICK
JAGGER.

After being a little upset about them singing about biblical
figures Samson and Delilah.Satan urged them to play something
else.So Bob Weir decided it was time for Esimated
Naturally,because Satan considers himself some sort of prophet.
Well after the "Don't worry about me ,NO" part of the song Satan (who
was getting bored with Mick's loose rectum) whipped out his meatstick
and plooked little ol' Bobby in the keister.

Bobby yelped HAH! in ecstasy.It was all recorded on tape.Bobby
was convinced that this is the tune of the century and proceeded to
play it at every chance he got.(especially during that
particular year
1977).Yet he never forgot Satan's steamy red pecker.so he
continued to re-live his greatest {*filter*} experience on stage
with repetive HAH!'s Sometimes even throwing a leg kick.

I had a hard time believing this at first,but now I must face
the facts. It's True.


Is that why when Bobby yells HAH! he spits, because he used his
spit for lube? What is your source, I want to hear the facts. Do you
have a tape of this of know where to get one. How did Satan
like Friend of the Devil? I bet he dug that one. Did Mick get
Jealous because Satan liked Weir's keister better? I only want
to hear facts not speculation or guess work, just the straight
facts.

#$^$&*%&)&*(^$%&$^&$&&^(&*)%^*#$&#^#&Y&^(&*)

Back in the old days when the Grateful Dead were at the hight of their
popularity after the release of Workingmens & Beauty They were doing a
show at the old Fillmore. While playing Sugar
Magnolia, Jerry looks down in the front and spots this hot
looking chick, wearing a tie dye and smiling up at him. After
the song Jerry steps behind the amps and signals Ramrod to come
over and points to the chick tells Ramrod to go out there and
invite the little bimbette backstage. The little chick leans
over and wispers to her friend, I think i'm going to earn my
psycadelic kneepads. She gets invited backstage where her &
Jerry party and then they get down to business. He gives her
tickets for a couple more shows and they repete the process.

The bubble headed {*filter*} starts to become smitten with Jerry and
she starts to talk about it.Word of these interludes spread like
wildfire throughout the Dead community. At the same time of
these incedences Jorma Kaukonen of the Jefferson Airplane is a
little down because the Dead are selling more records and out
drawing them in concerts. He catches wind of this Jerry scandel
in the making. The oppertunist in Jorma starts to stir. And he's now
trying to think of a way to start a smear campaign.

In the meantime the rumor is spreading more and more. And
Jerry's starting to sweat bullets because he knows that when
Mountain Girl finds out, she's going to kick his hippie ass.
Jerry gets in touch with Rock Scully and tells him to call a
press confrence, because he tells Rock that i'm up shits creek
without a paddle. They go to the press confrence where many
questions are fired at Jerry.

Jerry denies having any {*filter*} encounter with the woman in
question. He does however admit to having tried smoking
{*filter*} in his younger years but claims that he never inhaled. Back
at the Airplane camp Jorma is racking his brain out
thinking of a way to use this dirt to his advantage. So he
discuses Jerry's plight with Gracie Slick.

Gracie tells Jorma matter of factly that she knows this
shameless hussy and has a phone conversation between the two of
them taped. In the conversation the gullible groupie told Gracie that
she's in love with Jerry. Jorma tells Gracie that it isn't
proof that her & Jerry had sex. Gracie said wait a minute Jorma we do
have proof. Apparently the little{*filter*}puppie went home to discuss what
happened with her mother. Her mother patted her on
the head and told her. I see that i've taught you well my little
darling. Now take off that splorch stained tie dye. Now listen
my little butter cup your absolutly sure that Jerry's tadpoles
flew all over your spiraled tie dye. I'm positive mommy. Good my little
dumpling give the shirt to me and we'll keep it in a
plastic bag. Pay dirt Gracie i mean we just hit the {*filter*}ing
mother lode. Throw fifty thousand dollars at the little {*filter*},
no wait try twenty five first but get that {*filter*}in shirt we have
to take it to Relix magazine and have to have it analized to get proof
that its Jerry Jizz. Relix gets proof positive that Jerry
Jacked on the shirt and runs a feature story. The story gets
picked up by other papers becomes sindicated and goes world wide.

There's a momentary stir among'st the rock star nation. Mick
Jagger decides to call a meeting of all rock stars to discuss
what should be done with this matter. Pete Townshend, Eric
Clapton, Jimi Hendrix ect. ect. Hugh Hefner lets them use the
Playboy Mansion and promised tight security for this meeting. (
Hugh's still pissed that Jerry tried to dose him a few years
earlier ) At the meeting many things are
discussed. Frank Zappa says that he can't believe that Jerry
could be so sloppy. David Bowie says that now my wife thinks
that all us rock stars are like that and she has me sleeping on
the couch. Robbie Robertson steps up and says that he would like to
make a motion, that they have a vote to see if they should
have Jerry kicked out of the Grateful Dead. I mean i don't know
how everybody else feels, but he did lie to all of us on
national television and to tell you the truth my feelings are
hurt. At this point the discussion gets a little heated. Syd
Barret & Peter Green rush foward ranting that you cant do this. Because
Jerry's doing a pretty good job with the Dead and
besides what will Phil and the others think.

Thats when Alice Cooper stands up and says will you two loony
tunes go sit down and keep your mouths shut. Order, order Mick
Jagger screams while slamming Angela Bowie's slipper on the
table. I agree with Robbie we will take a break and vote on
Mr.Garcia's fate.When the assembly all comes back to order.

Keith Moon steps up to the podium to read the results of the
vote. 97% of the vote is for Mr Garcia to be kicked out of the
Grateful Dead. Euphoria sweeps through the hall & Belushi is doing cart
wheels and back flips. Keith Moon says, and we will
further add that Jerry can finish out that european tour that
they had planed and after that never to be allowed to play with
the Grateful Dead again. The hall erupts with applause
(everybody's seceretly planning to do side projects with Jerry).

In the middle of this gala celebration. Jim Morrison tries to
get up stumbles over a few chairs and staggers up to the podium. Tosses
his head back to get the hair out of his eye's. Stares
out at the crowd. Everybody is starting to quiet down and look
at Jim. Jim's looking back at his peer's and their starting to
come into focus. Jim say's what about the fan's shouldn't they
have a chance to vote on this issue.

%&$*()&*()_(#%^*&$%^**)(^&^$%^%&^&()^U(_^&*E$%^$%W^$

Well as far as Mick's jealousy, he decided to get with David
Bowie and Lou Reed both ex-lovers of Satan. Satan also was very
upset at this and forced David to release some of the worst
music he ever wrote in the 80's. Lou is still in hiding and
hardly ever takes off the dark sunglasses in fear that the Dark
Prince might ruin his career as well.



Fri, 21 May 2004 16:00:30 GMT
 
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