Three surgeons were discussing which types of patients they preferred
to operate on. Doctor Waters said, "I prefer librarians. All of their
organs are alphabetized."

Doctor Franklin replied, "I prefer mathematicians because all of their
organs are numbered."

Lastly, Doctor Zang responded, "I prefer lawyers. They are gutless,
heartless, brainless, spineless, and their heads and rear ends are
interchangeable."

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