It has come to our attention that bodily functions do not get the respect
they deserve.  As a result, we have formed the Bodily Function Coalition to
fight back for the rights of Bodily Functions.  How many of you truly
appreciate the de-toxification of flatuation, vomitting, defecation and
urination.  If the toxic elements were allowed to continue accumulation
within the body, grave consequences would follow.   For that reason, the
members of the Bodily Function Coalition urge the open communication  of
those who feel that bodily functions have proved vital to life.  We also
urge the open communication with those who do not feel that bodily
functions are not important.  Furthermore, we feel now is the time to raise
bodily functions to a higher esteem.  It is time for us to give bodily
functions the rights they deserve.  No longer should bodily functions be
the {*filter*}of jokes.  No longer should we laugh when someone passes gas.  No
longer should we laugh when someone projectile vomits after a long night of
drinking!  No longer should we laugh when someone shits their drawers after
a close call.  We should refrain from saying someone is full of shit even
though their elimination is normal.  What we really mean to say is the
person does not know{*filter*} squat but to put down shit in this manner is
simply no longer acceptable.  We want the rights restored to bodily
funtions.  These are very important bodily functions thus designated as
VIPBFs.  We will no longer be silenced.  It is time for bodily functions to
come out of the closet!

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Bodily Functions Rights