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>> >> >> >> On 16 Sep 2002 21:33:31 GMT, headkase


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in




silly
>> >> >> >>>>>like...


>> >> >> >>>>>> > but you guys are not posting

>> >> >> >>>>>> > *sigh*

>> >> >> >>>>>> > cant anybody get it right.

>> >> >> >>>>>> > headkase

>> >> >> >>>>>> Look it goes like this

>> >> >> >>>>>> i say "jump"

>> >> >> >>>>>> you "jump"

>> >> >> >>>>>> headkase

>> >> >> >>>>>*jump*

>> >> >> >>>>>*jump*

>> >> >> >>>>>*jump*

>> >> >> >>>>>*tries to catch breath*

>> >> >> >>>>>Is that enough?

>> >> >> >>>> *jump*
>> >> >> >>>> *jump*
>> >> >> >>>> *jump*
>> >> >> >>>> *jump*

>> >> >> >>>> Alright, I've beaten myself senseless with my braid.
>> >> >> >>>> Happy?

>> >> >> >>>laughs

>> >> >> >> Did you get a mental picture?

>> >> >> >yes
>> >> >> >yes i did
>> >> >> >and that braid would be a weapon

>> >> >> Indeed, it can be. A quite painful one at that. I've swung my head
>> >> >> around and whacked people with it before. but
>> >> >> it can be used against me too... as, if held tightly (like in one's
>> >> >> fist) against my neck, I can't move at all. Short hairs, you know.

>> >> >Hmmm...

>> >> Hmmm...

>> >> I'm seeing white lengths of...
>> >> something strong.
>> >> Nope, I can't make it out.
>> >> But I think it's japanese...

>> >Oooohhh ... now I'm going to have to go shower again.

>> This has been a test from your central shower system. Had this been an
>> actual roping, the Shichiseki would have been followed by heavy
>> breathing, leather and pleas for submission.

>> Ahh... I think I'll go sample that newest bath gel...

>> >> >> hmmm.
>> >> >> I didn't just say that, did I?

>> >> >I didn't just read it.

>> >> If you didn't *just read* it, what else did you do, then?

>> >Don't you mean "what else *didn't* you do, then"?

>> Umm... yes, yes that's what I meant.

>Good thing I'm a text *medium* and can intuit what you meant.

Can you intuit me right now, please?

Preferably, with a lash and handcuffs.

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>> >> ><walks away, whistling, looking innocent>

>> >> You carry innocence well...
>> >> ...except that gleam in your eye.

>> >That darn gleam!!!1

>> ><putting on dark glasses>

>> <gets really close>

>You're not quite close enough, just a wee bit closer, please.

Would you shove a skewer up my urinial tract?

Please?

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>> <puts my mouth close to the lens of your shades>
>> <breathes heavily>

>Mmmm ... HM heavy breathing....

Can we do a threesome?

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>> There. Now I can't see it.

>See what?  Hmmmm .. oh. I forgot what the topic was.

>Flustered? Not at all.

<g>

Hit me baby, one more time!

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Thu, 10 Mar 2005 15:56:46 GMT
 i am here and i am reading
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>> > > > > I heard HatchetMama,


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>> > > > > something silly like...


>> > > > > > >I heard HatchetMama,


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>> > > > > > >something silly like...
>> > > > > > >> On 17 Sep 2002 22:10:49 GMT, headkase


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something
>> > > > > > >> >> silly like...
>> > > > > > >> >>> On Tue, 17 Sep 2002 16:32:49 +1000, the notorious
netabuser
>> > > > > > >> >>> HatchetMama


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>> > > > > > >> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>> > > > > > >> >>> :

>> > > > > > >> >>> >On 17 Sep 2002 05:42:44 GMT, headkase



>> > > > > > >> >>> >>> On Tue, 17 Sep 2002 02:05:44 +0200, the notorious
netabuser knoxy

posting this in
>> > > > > > >> >>> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk :


something
>> > > > > > >> >>> >>>>silly like...



say something
>> > > > > > >> >>> >>>>> > silly like...


>> > > > > > >> >>> >>>>> >> > I heard headkase,


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>> > > > > > >> >>> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >> > I heard headkase,

>> > > > > > >> >>> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >> > something silly like...
>> > > > > > >> >>> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> but you guys are not posting

>> > > > > > >> >>> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> *sigh*

>> > > > > > >> >>> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> cant anybody get it right.

>> > > > > > >> >>> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> headkase

>> > > > > > >> >>> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >> > I'm not posting just to tease you.

>> > > > > > >> >>> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >> girls like you
>> > > > > > >> >>> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >> do my head in
>> > > > > > >> >>> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >> its true

>> > > > > > >> >>> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >> headkase

>> > > > > > >> >>> >>>>> >> >> >> >> > Is that good or bad?

>> > > > > > >> >>> >>>>> >> >> >> >> neither and both

>> > > > > > >> >>> >>>>> >> >> >> > Girls like you confuses me.

>> > > > > > >> >>> >>>>> >> >> >> is that good or bad?

>> > > > > > >> >>> >>>>> >> >> > I'm too confused to tell.

>> > > > > > >> >>> >>>>> >> >> do you like being kept on your toes?

>> > > > > > >> >>> >>>>> >> > I used to dance ballet, so I guess so.

>> > > > > > >> >>> >>>>> >> jesus telling people that on usenet
>> > > > > > >> >>> >>>>> >> dont you know ballerinas have high sex appeal
value

>> > > > > > >> >>> >>>>> >> headkase

>> > > > > > >> >>> >>>>> > Eep! No, I didn't know that!

>> > > > > > >> >>> >>>>> laughs
>> > > > > > >> >>> >>>>> its funny what the mind can do to somebody elses
post

>> > > > > > >> >>> >>>>I'm sure everybody pictures me in a pink tutu now,
but I'm *not*
>> > > > > > >> >>> >>>>wearing that!

>> > > > > > >> >>> >>> That's how I picture you, not wearing that. HTH.

>> > > > > > >> >>> >>yeah that is what i was thinking

>> > > > > > >> >>> >My mind went there too.

>> > > > > > >> >>> >Then it went to the leather tutu.

>> > > > > > >> >>> Oh yeah, the leather tutu.....

>> > > > > > >> >>> Sorry? What were we talking about again?

>> > > > > > >> >> Errr... nothing.

>> > > > > > >> >that reminds me
>> > > > > > >> >ballerinas and leather

>> > > > > > >> >mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

>> > > > > > >> I'm with you on that one.

>> > > > > > >> MmmmmmMmmm.

>> > > > > > >> Oh! And toes!

>> > > > > > >> Mmmmmmmmmmm.

>> > > > > > >But ballerinas get ugly toes, I didn't dance long enough for
that to
>> > > > > > >happen luckily... at least i don't think so. <check toes just
to make
>> > > > > > >sure they look ok>

>> > > > > > So, you're saying you have good toes?

>> > > > > Well I couldn't see anything wrong with them.

>> > > > > > Mmmmmmmm good toes.

>> > > > > I don't know about that, I never tasted them...

>> > > > Can you reach them?

>> > > > I mean, if you ever wanted to, out of curiosity...

>> > > I can reach them, I'm not going to taste them though.

>> > The main thing is, you can blow on your toenail polish to dry it. :)

>> Yes I could, if I used toenail polish. My daughter is the only one in the
>> family that does that, I think her toenails are blue and her fingernails
>> are purple with gold glitter atm.

>I keep my toenails painted, but leave my fingernails natural (unless I'm
>going to a party or something).

>Your daughter's colors are much more flamboyant than mine.

My favorite color is ottering orange.

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Henry Stilmack                               )
Computing Systems Manager                    ) Perform random
kindnesses
                                             ) and senseless acts of
beauty

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