OT sales special on cammie jammies extended to ash sea 
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 OT sales special on cammie jammies extended to ash sea

(from the dark side)
cactus jammies responds to Jethrine, a jilted gator bride stood on her tail.

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Jethrine, a one time offer from the land of ArmadilloWear.at {*filter*} Texas,
our Maquiladora factory outlet.

For you alone, the Mamma Come Along Soon model has all the appropriate
little darts for protecting your maidenform gator shape from the ravages of
bearing little biters.  You get a 30% discount for orders over 16 dozen,
green gator jammie-cammies come in XXL and size 18.

You're going to have to show me the eggs, to get more of the red ones,
though.  I don't have any Killborn on file.

cactus jammies


I have a forged referral from Dr. Killborn.
It will just have to do. I need a maternity one with pleats in the
front. These eggs are going to ruin my figure and Im so ever looking
foreward to Lorettas heating pad. It will have to be plugged in for 65
days.



Sat, 15 Sep 2007 01:06:20 GMT
 OT sales special on cammie jammies extended to ash sea
Killborn told me he's thinking about having you {*filter*}ped and injected
with gator DNA.  
Ashley  


Sat, 15 Sep 2007 21:38:56 GMT
 OT sales special on cammie jammies extended to ash sea
Thanks for the nose up on this, Mr. Ashley.

cactus jammies
TT B&G
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Quote:
> Killborn told me he's thinking about having you {*filter*}ped and injected
> with gator DNA.
> Ashley



Sat, 15 Sep 2007 22:31:13 GMT
 OT sales special on cammie jammies extended to ash sea
Well I waz the one that wrote the note. I thank Mr. Pajama man, he
beelongs here in the swamp with us.
He can watch Jethrines eggs while finishen up tx and watch the babby
biter hatch. A we needs a nise leval aheaded individuel and his line of
swamp wear is sensational.                     Loretta


Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:30:21 GMT
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Loretta thanks.  Your 20% share in the company is coming by peony express.
I have a hot load for a lazy gater down there when I get my DNA ramped up
and my wings grow back.

Cactus Jammies


Quote:
> Well I waz the one that wrote the note. I thank Mr. Pajama man, he
> beelongs here in the swamp with us.
> He can watch Jethrines eggs while finishen up tx and watch the babby
> biter hatch. A we needs a nise leval aheaded individuel and his line of
> swamp wear is sensational.                     Loretta



Tue, 18 Sep 2007 06:13:03 GMT
 OT sales special on cammie jammies extended to ash sea


Fri, 19 Jun 1992 00:00:00 GMT
 OT sales special on cammie jammies extended to ash sea
I caught the bus to {*filter*}, Texas late yesterday and stayed overnight at
the No Tell Motel.  While that cactus pj fella was sleeping, I injected
him with gator DNA.  He didn't even wake up. <chortle, chortle>  In a
couple of days he'll start wondering why he's growing a tail.  He can't
do anything about it now, he's destined for gatorhood and a life of
swomping about chomping 2leggers.  Serves him right for sniffing
Loretta's undergarments.  
Dr Killborn


Tue, 18 Sep 2007 22:15:20 GMT
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Killborn
It's funny you say you did that you know because remember I said when my
wings grow back?  Well it seems a number of years ago a certain conjurer
introduced some of the rna from stone idols on top of the Notre Dame
cathedral in Paris to a group of us Theatre Department undergrads at a
purple jesus party in a loft in east van.  So I am supposed to expect to
grow wings like an angel and a beak like a turtle. with big claws.  Now a
tail.  Wow.  I thought the first symptom of my affliction as a throw back to
a stone gargoyle is that I would stop shitting, but I guess shitting bricks
is OK if you're a stoner.  And Loretta flounced her undergarments for
everyone to see just because you need a needle to inject your spunk and some
of us still has the real rocks for dangles..

ha ha DNA from a needle.  imajine that

Cactus Jammies
civics instructor
tough {*filter*} bar and grill

still waiting to see if the symptoms fill me out.  my hide MAY have been
inpenetrable with a mere harpoon.  it may have been nearly limestone almost.


Quote:
>I caught the bus to {*filter*}, Texas late yesterday and stayed overnight at
> the No Tell Motel.  While that cactus pj fella was sleeping, I injected
> him with gator DNA.  He didn't even wake up. <chortle, chortle>  In a
> couple of days he'll start wondering why he's growing a tail.  He can't
> do anything about it now, he's destined for gatorhood and a life of
> swomping about chomping 2leggers.  Serves him right for sniffing
> Loretta's undergarments.
> Dr Killborn



Wed, 19 Sep 2007 02:53:21 GMT
 OT sales special on cammie jammies extended to ash sea


Fri, 19 Jun 1992 00:00:00 GMT
 OT sales special on cammie jammies extended to ash sea
Mr. Pajama man yer soon to be resqued I hav scent out an intire arny or
Caneries to be your missen fethers so iz you an yer famile can scape an
get tx for these condshions. These Canerys are super zesty ones born an
bred in the swamp they have rattlesnake dna so they can lift 10lbs each
I have sent 500 just to be on the safe side, if more r needed plese say
so ASAP. The hot trotten squirles ordered up all the Lucky lookout
squirles to cover all the peaks of all mountians from here to there and
back with flags of pot leaves flying you back to the swamp yer new home.
Dr. Killborn will take a look at ya an see if yer some kind of remnent
of swamp material Dna. These problems yer discriben sound like sum kind
of cross between gator, an a flamingo, or mountian lion, Dr. Killbornes
Grandpappy done all kinds of thangs out her in the swamp, Dr. Killborne
the 3rd has ben fixen them..
No one will ever cut yer fethears again, never ever, you can design all
the clothen you wants I think another 5000 Canerys yaknow fer all the
sewing equiptment and were gonn wipe out the factory then it will be all
yours in the swamp to run as you please, Well I must summon the mother
bird and sent the whole damn army fer ya.       Loretta


Thu, 20 Sep 2007 07:53:48 GMT
 OT sales special on cammie jammies extended to ash sea
OH Loretta!
I now feel suddenly lifted, like all these days in a partial coma were just
preparing me for this long flight into the deep unknown.  I will let you
know if there is any sign of the beast on me, the gargoyle effect I
mentioned that somehow seems to be just a pile of canuck malarkey now.
course killborns strain may be a little weak because I can recall a bee
sting one nite but I don't got no gator hide yet, those birds is gonna have
their beaks full.  I do have a large posterior from sitting around, here in
{*filter*}.  This is a dry county, so we serve Thorazine and Laughing Gas but no
Buddy Beer.   Keeps the logger louts out.

Maybe we can stop off at one of the squirrel way points for a couple of pipe
loads a that bayou blue{*filter*} 100% dope like a zydeco peanut seller looking
for a toilet in a strawberry tea party.  just generally lift our moods and
lighten our spirts, the swamp is gonna be my new condo in the cypress swamp
yodel yodel yahooo (little harp part here)   Rub that crazy washboard you
queen of gators and waloons!

slow weekend.

cactus jammies
icon of conformity


Quote:
> Mr. Pajama man yer soon to be resqued I hav scent out an intire arny or
> Caneries to be your missen fethers so iz you an yer famile can scape an
> get tx for these condshions. These Canerys are super zesty ones born an
> bred in the swamp they have rattlesnake dna so they can lift 10lbs each
> I have sent 500 just to be on the safe side, if more r needed plese say
> so ASAP. The hot trotten squirles ordered up all the Lucky lookout
> squirles to cover all the peaks of all mountians from here to there and
> back with flags of pot leaves flying you back to the swamp yer new home.
> Dr. Killborn will take a look at ya an see if yer some kind of remnent
> of swamp material Dna. These problems yer discriben sound like sum kind
> of cross between gator, an a flamingo, or mountian lion, Dr. Killbornes
> Grandpappy done all kinds of thangs out her in the swamp, Dr. Killborne
> the 3rd has ben fixen them..
> No one will ever cut yer fethears again, never ever, you can design all
> the clothen you wants I think another 5000 Canerys yaknow fer all the
> sewing equiptment and were gonn wipe out the factory then it will be all
> yours in the swamp to run as you please, Well I must summon the mother
> bird and sent the whole damn army fer ya.       Loretta



Thu, 20 Sep 2007 08:22:26 GMT
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 The squirles have radioed in yer leaven tonight. Wear a warm flight
suite but lite weight. The squirles have sever stops on mountain tops
from texas ,Oklahoma, arkansas mississipi, Alabama georgia and down to
thee swamp towards  tallahassee. The squirles are dears, there will be
facilities includen t.p. Tokes will also be included there will be
plenty of that and coke a cola, and water, turkey sandwitches too. No
need to fret.
Pack one bird with the thorzine and laffen gas, he will be the medic fer
the trip.
Since them sewin machens are heavy I have sent som reserve buzzards, and
vulcheers for the heavy work. Dont be listening to dr. K he's just over
e{*filter*}d about your swamp condishions and symptoms. He just sent one
medic bird fer a sample of your {*filter*} so he can get started rite away.
You wont get a gator hyde. I dont have one, but i have gator hummor and
dna. and i adore gators, since they have human dna. were all the same
just look different. Boy vi oge see ya soon.
Loretta


Fri, 21 Sep 2007 08:03:21 GMT
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Fri, 19 Jun 1992 00:00:00 GMT
 OT sales special on cammie jammies extended to ash sea
oh god forgive them they know not what they do.or in the words of bob
dylan : ill let ya talk to my god if i can talk to yours:

keep it on 2 wheels



Sat, 22 Sep 2007 09:49:36 GMT
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Fri, 19 Jun 1992 00:00:00 GMT
 
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