Top 22 Signs That Show You Are from Philadelphia (pronounced "Philly")
22. You Hate Dallas !!!!!!!!!!!!
21. You realize that your favorite dessert is "wooder ice" (that would be
"water ice" for those who don't know) (it comes in churry, strawburry and
other assawrded flaverz).
20. You find yourself using "Yo" and "youse guys" when talking
long-distance to your family members.
19. You know how to spell Schuylkill.
18. You pronounce ACME as "ACK - A - ME.
17. You think $2,500 a year for insurance on a 1977 Toyota Corolla is a
bargain.
16. You find yourself at a nice restaurant thinking, "I wonder if they have
cheese steaks?"
15. You can sleep soundly through gunfire and ambulance sirens.
14. You visit New York City and are impressed by how clean it is.
13. You believe the car on your left, with turn signal flashing and the
driver pointing at your lane, wants you to close the gap with the car in
front of you.
12. You can't eat french fries without Cheez Whiz.
11. Street people greet you by your first name.
10. You don't think Wawa sounds funny (that would be the equivalent of
Quick Trip)
9. You snub a cheese steak that isn't on an Amoroso roll.
8. Your parents, brothers, sisters, aunts and uncles all live on the same
block.
7. You know who Jim O'Brien is and how he died.
6. You can't imagine breakfast without scrapple.
5. You're still not sure about Jerry Penacolli.
4. A vacation down the Jersey shore (pronounced "shoore") is better than
going to an island (there's more stuff to do, plus you know everybody).
3. You know where to find the Rocky statue.
2. You know only tourists go to Geno's, Pat's and Jim's for authentic
cheese steaks. You go ! only if you're drunk and it's 3:00 a.m.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM PHILLY
1. You buy a soft pretzel at a traffic light without wondering where the
guy goes to wash his hands and you don't even care!
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