
Everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey
Near the end of 1997 Zugumba had some extra money in the till and looked for
things to buy to bring the ol' tax bill down. I convinced myself an
intra{*filter*}camera would be useful.
It is.
But not for the reasons the salespeople told me. In fact, I hardly ever use
it for those reasons. After a year of using it I figured that I had wasted
good money. But not so. I have found one great reason to have it (I'll
mention it later), but, if you are considering getting one (or many)
consider these factors:
1. It wows patients (this isn't a lasting effect and, after a while, you
find you really don't have the time to show patients how it works).
2. It makes patients think you are "keeping up" because you have a video
camera that looks inside their mouth (not a bad reason).
3. Many people do NOT want to see the inside of their mouth (the
salespeople do not tell you this).
4. Most people don't even know what they are looking at anyway. I once
cleverly tricked a friend by focusing the camera on a picture of the surface
of Mars. His reaction? "Is that what the inside of my mouth looks like?!"
(I've often wondered how useful the intra{*filter*}camera would be to a
dermatologist: imagine all the treatment you could persuade a person to
have done by blowing up skin pores so that they look like moon craters).
5. They get dusty and need to be dusted.
7. They are useful for documenting the occasional {*filter*}lesion you find
worthy of documenting with a picture (granted, a cheaper still photo could
do the same thing).
8. They did help me once in documenting an insurance case which
unquestionably showed that the porcelain had fractured off of an old crown
(actually, the patient complained to her company's "human resources"
department and I think they were more persuasive than my picture).
9. Kids love to see themselves on TV and love a hard copy to take home and
put on the refrigerator.
Number 9 is the most useful and important use I have for this device. I
absolutely never use it (or need it) to inform a patient of the need for a
crown, bridge, or implant. And if you want good looking "before and after"
photos for that beautiful cosmetic treatment you've done, stick with a good
35mm camera. The quality is so much better.
(The title above is from a Beatles' song from The White Album).