Announcing the opening of my practice for "New Age" dentistry.  In
my feng-shui enlightened office, we offer the following services:
Totally mercury-free dentistry.
Never a root c{*filter*}necessary
HIV-negative personnel--certification on request
No contaminated water lines.  In fact, no waterlines!
Never heard of fluoride.
Implants verbotten
Orthodontics performed with tongue blades only
We cater to cowards!

For more information, contact:
www.painlessparker.com

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