HOW STUPID CAN A UNIVERSITY BE? 
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 HOW STUPID CAN A UNIVERSITY BE?

Poor Richard's favorite university constantly complains that it has no money.

That same university prevents Poor Richard from spending the money on his
NIH grant.

You see, Poor Richard (being poor) was not able to get an un{*filter*}erated
NIH R01; instead, what he has is a little "piece-of-the-action" on an
NIH grant PI'd by someone else.

But even this money is not allowed to be spent by the big bad Chairman
of the university department in which the PI sits.  You see, if the money
were to be spent, both the PI and Poor Richard might be even more important
than the chairman!  So, to prevent the embarassment, why not let the
money just expire.

And now that chairman don't get a cut of the indirect costs, I guess
the university will just have to forgo its allotment.

Too bad for the complaining university....

HOW STUPID CAN A UNIVERSITY GET.
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Mon, 13 Oct 1997 03:00:00 GMT
 HOW STUPID CAN A UNIVERSITY BE?

Quote:
Richard) writes:

>Poor Richard's favorite university constantly complains that it has no money.

>That same university prevents Poor Richard from spending the money on his
>NIH grant.

>You see, Poor Richard (being poor) was not able to get an un{*filter*}erated
>NIH R01; instead, what he has is a little "piece-of-the-action" on an
>NIH grant PI'd by someone else.

>But even this money is not allowed to be spent by the big bad Chairman
>of the university department in which the PI sits.  You see, if the money
>were to be spent, both the PI and Poor Richard might be even more important
>than the chairman!  So, to prevent the embarassment, why not let the
>money just expire.

>And now that chairman don't get a cut of the indirect costs, I guess
>the university will just have to forgo its allotment.

>Too bad for the complaining university....

>HOW STUPID CAN A UNIVERSITY GET.

Why don't you go tell this to someone who cares?  If the situation at pr's
university is soooooo bad, why doesn't he/she just move?  Certainly, someone
with all of pr's talents can find gainful employment somewhere else.  Perhaps
pr has been out looking to move to another university, and no place else is
interested.  I wonder why such might be the case...  Maybe pr's overhead return
won't even cover his/her connection fees to the internet for this gratuitous
whining.

Hey, pr, listen carefully:  We don't care to hear any more of your twaddle.  
It's a waste of bandwidth.

Gary



Mon, 13 Oct 1997 03:00:00 GMT
 HOW STUPID CAN A UNIVERSITY BE?

-Poor Richard's favorite university constantly complains that it has no money.

-That same university prevents Poor Richard from spending the money on his
-NIH grant.

-You see, Poor Richard (being poor) was not able to get an un{*filter*}erated
-NIH R01; instead, what he has is a little "piece-of-the-action" on an
-NIH grant PI'd by someone else.

-But even this money is not allowed to be spent by the big bad Chairman
-of the university department in which the PI sits.  You see, if the money
-were to be spent, both the PI and Poor Richard might be even more important
-than the chairman!  So, to prevent the embarassment, why not let the
-money just expire.

-And now that chairman don't get a cut of the indirect costs, I guess
-the university will just have to forgo its allotment.

-Too bad for the complaining university....

-HOW STUPID CAN A UNIVERSITY GET.

Pretty stupid.  This is very, very typical.

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Wed, 15 Oct 1997 03:00:00 GMT
 
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