Well Ive done some home work.

Seems that when Dr. "Crack in the back" does his thing it eliminates weird
reflexes that affect clumps of nerve tissue near the spinal chord ...DRG means
"dorsal root ganglion" and ganglion means....clumps of nerves..... hahahah this
aint so tough!!! Thats how these guys get people better!!!

So...My back/leg  pains gone the youngest's colic is gone  and Jess earache is
gone...my wife started getting "adjusted".... got to say the proper words or he
gets mad. :o(

....and CHEAP!!! Keeeee Rist-apher...$35.00 for a visit and $17.50 for the
kids...no wonder the guy sees 300 patients per week.

Chiropractic is amazing! Anyone else have a great story like this??

Robert

So who else has a great story.

You're working awfully hard at pushing this baloney, "Robert".

I suspect that this whole thread from "Robert the Broken Riser" is nothing
more than a chiropracter trolling this newsgroup with a typical spam-scam
trying to push an entire line of chiropractic nostrums. I also suspect we've
seen "Robert" before in the form of another online persona.

A mildly innovative approach. The concept of Robert the Chiropracter
repeatedly trying to sell this anecdotal {*filter*}as a third party relieves him
of the responsibility of providing any scientific data to support his
bullshit "observations". Bravo.

HMc

Well, that kind of gobbledegook might explain pain relief, but it doesn't
explain "getting people better".  Presumably, if you have a medical condition,
you would prefer it be addressed directly, rather than just have the pain
suppressed while it gets worse, so you'll have to come up with some more
gobbledegook here.

I thought you said your miracle worker insisted that it would take eleven
more treatments to cure your back - a statement that is usually interpreted
as "your insurance plan covers twelve treatments".

When you first started these postings,  I believed you were for real,
but a while back the string of successses started sounding like the old
traveling salesman joke.  You know, the one where the guy's car breaks
down way out in the country, he talks a farmer into putting him up for the
night, and he provides a gamut of personal services to the members of the
family?

They aren't too hard to make up, but I must compliment you on your skill
at maintaining the same tone throughout yours.  Having done a bit of
fiction writing and editing myself, I know it isn't always easy to put
yourself into a particular persona, and maintain a consistent personality
and "voice" throughout when writing in first person.

You might consider taking up writing humourous fiction as a hobby.  There
isn't much money in it, unless you are excellent, but it can be fun.  The
above story sequence has good build up, but in order to be effective,
you need to follow through with a few more "cases", each even more
bizarre and unbelievable, e.g. raising a family member from the dead,
or at least curing a condition or two that isn't self-limiting or
relapsing/remitting, and then follow through with a real good punchline.
A snappier delivery would help the audience avoid spotting the continuity
errors, too.

I await your future literary efforts with interest.

Actually, being a union employee my insurance plan covers "unlimited medical
and chiropractic visits"

Note to self: Ask Dr. CITB if he can help
paranoid news groupers.

BWAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Hmmm, I've been wondering since approximately this guy's second post
if he's really just a chiro shill-troll, pretending to be skeptical
and disrespectful (Dr. Crack etc.) while slipping in these miraculous-
sounding accounts of widely varying illnesses cured by the chiro...
now I believe it even more. IMO the whole thing's been a setup from
the start. My server misses some posts, so apologies if I'm just
echoing what others have said already - and an abstract apology to
the poster if I'm wrong (since there's no way to prove it either
way.)

- Naomi D.