A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS STORY . . . 
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 A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS STORY . . .
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Most lawyers, as we all know, are greedy, money-hungry con artists
-- but there ARE exceptions.
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Every once in awhile, you hear about a lawyer with a heart.
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One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men
along the roadside eating grass.
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Puzzled, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.
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He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
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"We don't have any money for food, sir" the poor man replied. "We have
to eat grass."
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"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the
lawyer said.
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"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They're over there,
under that tree."
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"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
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Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You're also welcome to come
with us."
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The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But  sir, I also have
a wife and SIX children with me!"
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"Bring them all as  well," the lawyer replied.
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They all got into the limousine, crowding the double back seats.
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Once under way, one of the poor fellows expressed his appreciation to
the lawyer, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us
with you."

The lawyer replied,  "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place.
The grass is almost a foot high."
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Fri, 13 Jun 2014 08:06:48 GMT
 A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS STORY . . .

Quote:
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> Most lawyers, as we all know, are greedy, money-hungry con artists
> -- but there ARE exceptions.
> <
> Every once in awhile, you hear about a lawyer with a heart.
> <
> One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men
> along the roadside eating grass.
> <
> Puzzled, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.
> <
> He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
> <
> "We don't have any money for food, sir" the poor man replied. "We have
> to eat grass."
> <
> "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the
> lawyer said.
> <
> "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They're over there,
> under that tree."
> <
> "Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
> <
> Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You're also welcome to come
> with us."
> <
> The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But ?sir, I also have
> a wife and SIX children with me!"
> <
> "Bring them all as ?well," the lawyer replied.
> <
> They all got into the limousine, crowding the double back seats.
> <
> Once under way, one of the poor fellows expressed his appreciation to
> the lawyer, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us
> with you."

> The lawyer replied, ?"Glad to do it. You'll really love my place.
> The grass is almost a foot high."
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> =========================
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> This Christmas story was brought to you by . . .
> <http://www.edconrad.org
> < ? ? ? ?-- and __http://www.edconrad.com

Grass is not only greener but higher--esp.
at $500.00 per .


Fri, 13 Jun 2014 08:34:12 GMT
 
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